Asda's 'cheery' checkout staff meet their match with Denzil Penberthy -

T’was in Asda earlier, there was this young mean looking girl on the check-out, face like a slapped arse and all the charisma of a half eaten Ginsters pasty.

I had only bought milk and bread but had no change.”£1.03 please” “Sorry this is all I’ve got,” said I as I handed her a £20 note.

“Ain’t you got anything smaller? ‘cos that’d take all my change and I don’t really wanna have to count out £18.97″ she replied and pulled a stroppy face.”Do you want me to pay by card?” I asked.”Don’t do me no favours,” she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.”Cash back?” she asked sarcastically. I couldn’t resist…