The 3 Sisters Age 92, 93 And 96 Are Living In A House On Bodmin Moor, One Night…

The 96 year old sister runs a bath of an evening, she puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bleddy bath?”
The 93 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and shouts,
“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks
on some wood for good measure.

She then yells,
“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
who’s at the door.”…