I watched this at 2 AM and felt like I was having a fever dream. It's rife with meme potential:
Words cannot express my love and adoration for this commercial. I love roller skating and I wish more people said no to unplanned pregnancy and yes to roller kingdom.
And another thing, I would argue that one can be addicted to both roller skating AND crack.
He says NO to meth! Then he pauses. He pauses for too long, people. I DO NOT BELIEVE HIM.